The Great Sandwich Heist

The Great Sandwich Heist: How One Mans Lunch Became the Crime of the Century

One missing sandwich. Twenty suspects. Zero chill.

At Blandsville Corporate, where mediocrity is a lifestyle and the biggest thrill is getting the elevator to yourself, tragedy strikes someone has stolen Bob Penningtons lunch. And not just any lunch-a perfectly constructed turkey, provolone, mustard-on-rye masterpiece. To the untrained eye, its a sandwich. To Bob, its sacred.

What begins as a mild inconvenience soon escalates into the most ridiculous office investigation of the century. As Bob spirals into full detective mode-complete with interrogation charts, condiment analysis and security footage rewinds-he uncovers far more than he bargained for. Snack smuggling rings. Suspicious interns. Vending machine conspiracies. And possibly... himself?

Told across 20 hilariously absurd chapters, The Great Sandwich Heist is a laugh-out-loud workplace comedy and mystery spoof that turns a stolen lunch into corporate legend.

Why You Must Read This Book:

• If youve ever labeled your lunch and still feared for its life
• If office politics, HR meetings and passive-aggressive fridge notes make you chuckle
• If you enjoy stories that escalate from mildly annoying to gloriously unhinged
• If you just want something flat-out funny, fast-paced and slightly ridiculous

Who This Book Is For:
Adults who love workplace satire, absurd humor, quirky characters and mystery tropes turned upside-down. Fans of The Office, Parks and Recreation or Carl Hiaasen-style comedy will feel right at home.

So, grab your sandwich (guard it with your life), and dive into a mystery where lunch isnt just food-its destiny.