Sigurdsen

Professor Sigurdsen is a textbook paranoid with a persecution complex and delusions of grandeur. He lives in a world that rarely connects with the real one.

Dr. Hobart Blember.

Do yourself a favour. Dont send us any more articles. We wont publish them. And stop trying to contact us. We wont answer you.

B. Coutts, ed., Contemporaneous Literature

If youre a babe and wear a tight sweater, short skirt or a blouse with a couple of buttons undone, youre guaranteed an A in Sigurdsens classes.

Undergraduate Guide to Courses

"Sigurdsens at it again. Wore a toga to class. Singing or chanting something. Dancing."

"Vine leaves in his hair?"

"Classically Sigurdsen. Remember last year? Set fire to a pile of laurel boughs and junk mail in the quad. Did some kind of dance, chanted about the mysteries of the muses. Grass caught fire and the sprinklers had to be turned on."

Faculty Club lounge