PANTS

A young lady with aspirations to make it big in Londons theatre land heads to Scotland on holiday with her family. She finds herself strangely drawn to a pretty house in the Borders village of Endersleigh and they decide to move up lock, stock and barrel. Things take a zany twist when she gives birth to her fourth child which turns out to be a Pantomime Horse named Pants! We follow the life of Pants growing up in the rural Scottish landscape as he tries to find his niche in society and we meet the locals, some friendly and some not. We encounter some nasty characters hell bent on making things rather too exciting for comfort with hilarious results. Things get very hairy at times but with the help of his loving family, his friends, some dwarves, a fairy godmother and some high explosives normal service is resumed.