HUMANITY BREEDS PROFANITY: Random thoughts against my better judgment

From the author of DO MORE DONTS, this offensively random collection of jokes, witticisms, poetry, and silly-billy-ness is a result of the human condition. If youre a member of that species, youre partly to blame for each observation, musing, and profanity shouting (and sometimes creepily whispering) from each page. Its perfect for those with a dark and twisted sense of humor who are unafraid to speak their minds, to themselves, alone in a dimly-lit and pungent room. Please note: If youre a member of a different species, please refrain from licking any of your orifices in public. Thank you.