Giggling Geese: Poems that will ache your stomach

It seems that youve found the book,

Thats going to make you laugh,

Its going to be quite a ride

So hold on to your calves!

Your stomach is going to ache,

And your funny bones going to turn,

Maybe in your serious life,

Some laughing points youll earn!

You are going to start tumbling,

But its normal with this book in your hand,

Now, dont dare go to any doctor,

Cause theyll declare you mad!

But certainly now that youve picked this book,

Let me warn you my dear friend,

That once you begin to read it,

You wont leave it till you end!