Bride of the Living Chad

College student, total Chad, and all around puddle of machismo, Tanner Henry finds his new favorite pornstar, Lena White, in a gif only to then find out she was burnt beyond recognition in a car fire.

Tanner finds a spell to resurrect her so he can you know. The biggest issue is that she comes back looking like she vacationed in a tire fire. Lena convinces Tanner to go on a series of quests to restore her former beauty.

A journey filled with weird characters, even weirder Dugong knowledge, and some good deeds. Is it all genuine? Or is Lena up to something else something that would maybe improve Tanners personality and save her from becoming THE BRIDE OF THE LIVING CHAD!