Awesome Jokes That Every 9 Year Old Should Know!

Which dog always wins the race?The one with the comfortable lead!

How do angry people tie their shoes?With a crossbow!

Whats big, purple and smells horrible?A monsters bottom!

Whats the best way to buy wallpaper online?Just cut and paste!

Here at last: the funny jokes that every nine year old needs to know, from the million-selling Awesome Jokes series.

A power pack of punchlines thats sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.

Theyre all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. Its easy to read with illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page.

Give that nine year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!