The Great Social Security Heist

What if I told you that the biggest heist in history was one that never made the newspapers, was never seen on TV, and has never even been mentioned in any history book? Im talking about forty billion dollars stolen. Sounds pretty unlikely, dont you think?

What if I told you that this robbery was pulled off by a bunch of over-the-hill seventy year-olds: a WWI vet who paid his dues in the trenches of Europe, a small-time crook who paid his in installments behind bars, a hotheaded Irishman who thought dues were donts, and a giant gorilla who... well... Hes a gorilla. Gorillas dont pay dues. Sounds even more unlikely now, wouldnt you say?

Well, heres the kicker. The forty billion dollars Im talking about was the entire Social Security Trust Fund as of 1972, and funny thing-nobody missed it. It was like it was never there. Now thats totally unbelievable, isnt it?

Well, believe it, because thats exactly what happened. I should know. I was there. My name is Danny Maxwell, and this is my story, the story of the Great Social Security Heist.