The FBG: 100% UNOFFICIAL PARODY

"Its supersmellygunkyfilthynastygrosslyputrid!"

In your hands you are holding the true story of the FBG -

the Flipping Big Gnome!

Hes not like other gnomes. Oh, no! Hes big, flipping big!

Together with his friend, Stephanie and the King of Engerlund and a huge herd of emus he tries to save the world from a huge Dollop of the rudest, naughtiest and smelliest gnomes ever! Ever! Because theyre coming for your imagination!