Nikola Tesla vs. The HOA

Nikola Tesla - inventor, visionary, and suspiciously single pigeon enthusiast - never meant to ignite the HOA apocalypse. But after one ill-fated attempt to improve the community espresso machine using magnets, he finds himself trapped between rival suburban factions arguing over lawn ornament regulations, property lines, and whether zombie raccoons count as emotional support animals.

Armed only with questionable science, aggressive sarcasm, and an unsettling number of coat-hanger antennas, Tesla must navigate bake sales turned black markets, passive-aggressive potlucks, and HOA bylaws so convoluted they might actually be demonic pacts.

Expect side rants about squirrels, patent law, and why the moon landing was an inside job. Tesla vs. the HOA is an absurd, fast-paced, chaos-driven comedy about community dysfunction, bad science, and the stubborn survival of eccentric dreams.

This book was created with a combination of human editorial oversight and AI-assisted writing tools.