Zippa Slept Here: Auto Bio of a Dachshund

Hello There! Im Zippa, Dachshund, Doxy, Dash hound, Wiener dog. Half a dog high and two dogs long, Thats me! Call me what you like, Ill love you anyway. This is my story as told to Grand Pa. Half the joy in life is loving someone and the other half is having fun. Ive got bunches of both. Gimme a chance to tell you of my adventures in trying to live with human companions that caint get it through their thick heads that I know whats better for me than they do. I loveem and they try their best to keep me happy. Herein I try to give you a picture of the problems Ive had in trying to train two greenhorns to the point they have finally come around to doing things my way. Of course there have been a few mistakes that could possibly have been due to a small judgment error on my part. Please understand I bare full responsibility for my successs and am generously willing to compromise with Grand Ma and Grand Pa on my failures. Humorous and heart warming is the life of a Doxy so, join me as I introduce you to a Wiener hound dogs life.