The Secret to Unknowingly Annoy Your Spouse (A Memoir): A Guide From All My Mistakes

Have you even ended up in the dog house and wondered - where did I go wrong? Well, you are in good company. With this overly sarcastic and facetious memoir, we uncover the groundbreaking techniques and skills that have been perfected in order to annoy your spouse or significant other. These are not for the faint of heart, but if applied properly you may need to seek counsel, both relationally and possibly legally.