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Maximum embarrassment

minimum prohibition:Childrens novel for ages 8 and upSchoolchaos & heart

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Author:Mikulaschek, Dominik
Date of Publication: 2026
Book classification:Education,English Books
No. of pages:84 Pages
Format:Paperback

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In **"Maximum Embarrassment, Minimum Prohibition"** a perfectly normal Monday at **Ruleberg Elementary** suddenly smells... official. Not the usual mix of freshly mopped hallways and forgotten gym bags-this is the sharp scent of **starched shirts, clipboards, and way too much seriousness**. Right by the school gate, Milo Mertens spots a brand-new gray sign that makes his detective instincts tingle: **"REPORT EMBARRASSMENT! - A clean school is a dignified school."** Milo knows trouble when he sees it. Because whenever the **Office for Peace & Rules** (yes, thats a real thing) shows up, school stops being school and starts feeling like a folder full of forms. Milo isnt alone. At his side is **Fina**, the brilliant rule-analyzer with the legendary notebook, and **Turbo**, their best friend who can turn any quiet moment into chaos-usually by accident. And today, it happens fast: Turbo gets a tiny chocolate stain on his shirt. Normally that would be nothing. But under the new system, a chocolate spot isnt just messy... its **dangerous**. Enter **Inspector Order**, the gray-coated master of perfect behavior, armed with a clipboard and a terrifying device on a tripod: the **Blush Scanner**. It beeps, flashes, and measures how red someones ears get-because apparently **embarrassment is now a measurable crime**. Within minutes, Turbo loses **Dignity Points**. And thats when the trio learns whats really happening: the school is launching **PROJECT DIGNITY-VALUE**, a ridiculous new program that claims it can track and control every "undignified" moment-stumbling, laughing, speaking too loudly, telling a weird joke, or simply... being human. A massive digital scoreboard in the auditorium displays everyones points like a public ranking. The message is clear: **If you blush, you lose. If youre perfect, you win.** Suddenly, the hallways fill with warning signs, surveillance devices, and students walking like theyre afraid to breathe wrong. And worst of all, hanging above th
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SKU9783384826770
Manufacturer Number9783384826770
year published2026
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