P.lenty O.f E.xamples Of How Not To Write Poetry

The title says it all, this is a guide book of how not write poetry through example. It is for those who see the world peripherally and take note of the incongruous. From skinny calved hipsters to World War 2 and boy bands. This is poetry for the brilliant, the lazy, the unenlightened or maybe it is just for those who tire of poetry. It is tiring isnt it? Get out your pillows and enjoy!