Chalk & Cheese and Other Musings

"Were like chalk and cheese you and I Bertie!" And so begins this appalling tale exploring an average week in the lives of intrepid explorers Shrewton Vole and his good friend Bertie Wanger, unsuitably in the form of a childrens picture book! Also included in this volume are the beautiful yet tragic Ballad of Bounder, an afternoon out with a local nutter in Wheres Knokes? and the lyrical musings of unpopular tunesmith Dale Dandy in the form of My Mother-in-Laws Shelf. From Simon Beaumont and Paul Lightowler, authors of Shrewton Voles A Field Guide to Beasts and Dyllis, some scripts what we done, CHALK & CHEESE AND OTHER MUSINGS also features a chapter from the new novel Beastville: Book One (coming 2016). Too new to be classic, too awful to be good! Youll hate it but keep one in your wardrobe to fend off moths anyway.