BEING HUMAN A USERS GUIDE: Past performance is not a guarantee of future results

A guy is walking down the street and falls in a hole. He cant get out and calls for help. A doctor comes by, drops down a script, and says he will consult with his colleagues. The guy says thanks but Im still stuck in this hole. A minister comes by and wants to help. He drops down a prayer and says hell have his congregation pray for him. The guy says thanks, but Im still stuck in this hole. I come by and see him huddled up against himself. I ask whats going on, he tells me, and I jump in the hole. He says, "Great, now we are both stuck down here!" I said, "Yes, but Ive been in this hole before and I know the way out." If you are in a hole and want to know the way out then Im your guy!